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Yeah, way to go Fred the Monkey!

Hell's yeah, I'm fucking baked and I'll go on the site right now to their fucking Bullshit crap and narc on their moronic stupidity to them and then they'll fucking cry at night without a struggling will to live and eventually die of the corrosive agony the torments the pits of their soul into such deep despair that they impale all the male goats in their courty ina massive public spectacle that attracts strange individuals to a single town square once a year, where slaughtering goats is just currently the "the shizznit" and a lot of young people like to do it because they LOVE THAT FUCKING SITE!!!!I've never been to the site.
I have no idea what it's like.
But....just for shits and giggles, I'm still going to go there now.... because people obviously care about it.
And I will tell them...
To fuck off.
For you...
Fred the Monkey.....

JKR responds:

That review was like a poem. Especially the end. =)
Anyway, thanks for taking the time to leave a review, and I'm glad you enjoyed the cartoon!

Yes, I agree

That was a very nice depiction of how we as a society fall victim to the inhuman aspects of living in the "modern world". We are like leaves that as soon as leaving their tree are caught up in a corporate river that pulls us along its own intended path where we have very little choice but to float along if we are to survive. The only reason why this society requires us to be zombies to survive is so we can maintain that society in its current state. Every day we feed it then complain at how much it consumes. The answer lies within. Anything can be powerful if those around it allow it to.

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Sorry for the low score

Interesting game. But as soon as you mentioned the auto click feature I didn't even want to go very far. Kinda takes the point away. you see, I have a strange talent where I can click a button 11.7 times/second. I know that sounds fucked, but I've used numerous sources to time it. (Using this I can beat the original Contra in one life in 13 mins!) So if there was a way to eliminate cheating I'd own you all!!!!!

fantastic

Great. Very well executed, great idea, great sound, great format. Really, I give this a five. Very, very nice!!!

What was his problem?

Man, nice quiz. Huge zelda fan here. What was wrong with your last reviewer? Holy shit, all you did was make a quiz. What a fucking knob. And to think he's so much more of a man than you because he's engaged. So fucking what. A man is measured by maturity and attitude. I've been married for four years and I'm still obsessed with zelda. However, i did like the tips he gave for finding alternative sex partners at the end. He must have made a list throughout his prostigious sex life. May the Way of the Hero Lead to the Triforce.

Fiberoptic-Ninja responds:

thanks for the good reveiw...this guy has been stalkin me through reviews and trying to give me shit and i dont take it...i love zelda and newgrounds and i aint gonna give it up because of some pre pubesant freak says so....anyway cheers man :D

I am new to Newgrounds, but thus far, it is the best website I have ever visited!!

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