Link-of-Hyrule-7's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fred the Notable Monkey]

Yeah, way to go Fred the Monkey!

Hell's yeah, I'm fucking baked and I'll go on the site right now to their fucking Bullshit crap and narc on their moronic stupidity to them and then they'll fucking cry at night without a struggling will to live and eventually die of the corrosive agony the torments the pits of their soul into such deep despair that they impale all the male goats in their courty ina massive public spectacle that attracts strange individuals to a single town square once a year, where slaughtering goats is just currently the "the shizznit" and a lot of young people like to do it because they LOVE THAT FUCKING SITE!!!!I've never been to the site.
I have no idea what it's like.
But....just for shits and giggles, I'm still going to go there now.... because people obviously care about it.
And I will tell them...
To fuck off.
For you...
Fred the Monkey.....

JKR responds:

That review was like a poem. Especially the end. =)
Anyway, thanks for taking the time to leave a review, and I'm glad you enjoyed the cartoon!

[zelda, behind the legend]

Fantastic

Being the world's biggest zelda fan, i must say this was great. Absolutely hilarious. the race was great. the only thing wrong with it is that link used the song of storms to warp...wtf? Other than that, top notch. five from me.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

I TOUGHT it was the forest song, and the forest temple was conveniencly burrued under the finishline.. yeah...

[MY legend of zelda]

Very nice

This was great!! Great use of the music, and great style and humor!!!

RogerregoRRoger responds:

okay, glad you liked the movie ^^

[Auf Achse]

Nicely done

that looked great. i liked the video, except that in the end she just goes right for him. That wouldn't happen. She'd probably be freaked out and think he was a weird stalker or something. Oh well, either way, very well animated.

AligatorHead responds:

no.

[beyond comprehension]

Very thought-provoking.

Nice job. I really like the way you make someone feel indignificant, yet let this same aspect of their existence be what motivates them to live good lives. The only downfall I can see is that some people might misinterpret your message and think it a suggestion to commit suicide, saying this world doesn't matter because the next one will be better. Taken in proper context, this is a very powerful and inspirational message to LIVE, not die. Sorry for my ramblings.

Gusto responds:

This is why I emphasized the fact that our lives are NOT meaningless, simply insignificant.

[The Legend Of Zelda Ep. 1]

Sorry dude

Look, I am the biggest Zelda fan alive, and that was very dissappointing. Your characters were great looking, but their movements were extremely bad. the humor was alright, but it was too slow. Plus, what was up with Link using the Song of Storms to warp to the castle? I hope it was a joke. A nice effort, but I'm sorry to say, "The Real Legend" is THE best Zelda parody yet. Keep in mind, your characters looked great, just had bad movement. Oh yeah, not to ramble, but Zelda talks all the time, it's Link that doesn't talk. Stop playing Final Fantasy and get familiar with a game before you spoof it. Good luck next time. Link of Hyrule

grunty444 responds:

Yes, Zelda does talk in the game doesn't she, but in this movie she didn't speak one word, which in turn brought the statement "will zelda ever talk?" Also I have played and beat ever zelda game availible in the U.S. I am more of Zelda expert than final fantasy. By the way your really good a prejudging someone you don't even know. Also its funny to see Zelda purists get mad over an ocarina song. Next time review the move not the author. Not to ramble...

[The Blammed]

Well spoken

thank you. I submitted my first flash on Newgrounds a few weeks ago. I am running on a Pentium II 266, and cannot figure out how to get sound into flash. My cartoon was simple for these two reasons. It was blammed within 4 hours. If anyone reads this review, they may have seen it. It was called Skydiver. Thank you for that eulogy. Regardless of how simple it looks, animating is a difficult process, especially when you are new and have great ideas, but don't know how to use Flash properly.
I assume you had a submission blammed. If so, I understand why you made this. If not, thank you for taking the time to regard the lost and forgotten. The quality of this movie was excellent, especially the use of music to provoke sorrow. Nice work!!!

JoeandTom responds:

Thank you for this! Glad I helped you out :D and yeah i did get 2 flashes blammed... which i regret submiting :\

Thanks for your review Link :P

[Strategy Guide Ep. 3]

Nice!

Well, sorry to say it, but Bubble Bobble was the first NES game I ever owned, along with 1943, and I really like it. But, level 57 was fucking easy, as was the rest of the game. The only complaint I have about this cartoon, and it is only small, is that in the first scene where they play the game, they are holding the controllers upside down. Other than that, it was really good.

Needle responds:

Very perceptive... I was hoping no one would notice the controllers were upside down, but it's slipped by a few eagle eyes. This occured because the characters are on opposite sides of the screen, and the arms & controllers are mirrored. I could have switched the buttons around but I got lazy :)

[A MJ X-MAS]

What the fuck??

Alright, buddy. What the fuck is wrong with the gamecube? it kicks the ass off of every other game system. I can name about 20 people that I have converted from Sony fans to Nintendo fans. I'll tell you why....BECAUSE IT'S BETTER!! the Playstation's graphics are untexured and grainy. Didn't you ever wonder why its commercials always show 90% video, and 10% game? And the X-Box is great...if you have 16 spare cubic feet and gorrilla hands. Anyone who wants to discuss this further can reach me at [e-mail]
your cartoon was slow and pointless, and didn't have anything to do with Jacko, who we all can agree is pretty damn strange. Nice try, though.

ayegowj responds:

Nothing is wrong with the gamecube. I have nothing against it, it was just a joke. Im sorry you can't take a joke, and I thank you for the long ass review about how much the gamecube kicks ass. One little line, and I get bitched at by everyone who owns a gamecube. Take a joke people.

[Weightloss for dummies]

It's about time someone said it!

Nice work. It is a great mockery of the infomercial world. We all have syumbled on an infomercial now and again, and you captured it's essence nicely.

MakefunNotwar718 responds:

LOL. Glad you recognized my comedy on infomercials and weight loss. If you wanna lose weight, it's gonna take TIME and effort. No pill will make you lose weight over the weekend.